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  3. bigeyesandstarrynights:

    that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

    (Source: best-of-memes, via westward-lies-the-stomper)

     

  4. hipster-trichster:

    marina-peixes:

    svvords:

    Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

    she wears short shorts I wear long longs

    she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

    (Source: wasiangod, via detectiveofthegarrison)

     
  5. thexth:

    sherlock’s lil naked thigh and peekaboo back curve and sleepy detective yawn hand-neck why is he so cute

    (x)

    (via detectiveofthegarrison)

     
  6. (Source: feellng, via hellelujah)

     
  7. kitteninthemoon:

    hiddenblade-hiddennomore:

    captainangelofthelord:

    crestlessly:

    vitaisfrozen:

    YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS
    I TOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE CUTE AND CHEEKY BUT GUESS WHAT

    IT ISN’T

    AND NOW I’M SAD

    This is not okay

    NO THIS WAS CUTE WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME

    I knew what this was going to be…

    OH COME ONNNNN IT WAS SO CUTE AND THEN JUST?? Noo

    (Source: aiklahori, via arcane-urge)

     
  8. dream-insilk:

    foreheadxkisses:

    Body comparisons. 

    this makes me feel alive

    (via firefloxes)

     
  9. monochromepanda:

    liveeverything:

    How to Avoid Feelings: a lesson by Pooh

    (Source: shardwick, via unpopuler)

     
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  11. hobart1240:

    For more like this, visit Hobart1240 

    (via briansdick)

     
  12. (Source: reddlr-trees, via sadbunnny)

     

  13. "I want you. I want to throw you against a wall, wrap your legs around my waist and kiss you. Kiss you until we have to stop to catch our breaths. I want you and only you. I want to take you on road trips that lead us to pulling over on the side of the road because we can’t keep our hands off each other. I want you and your flaws. I want your messy makeup from teary eyes as I hold you and talk to you about life. I want the 3am phone calls because you can’t sleep at night. I want to be yours and only yours. I want to taste all your cooking, even if it’s not good, even if it’s experimenting I’d have you cook every meal for the rest of my life. I want you. I want my trembling hands to grab your waist and dance with you in the middle of an empty room. I want to struggle on days when I can’t see you. I want to fight about meaningless stuff that will lead to meaningful sex. I want you. I want your hand to rest on my forearm as we enter a party, so I can reassure you that you are safe with me. I want to sing to you in the shower and have you shut me up with kisses because we both know I’m no singer. I want the ups and downs, the winter and summer days. I want you and only you…"
     
  14. hillarygayle:

    morethanonepage:

    veganasana:

    amoying:

    maplesuhtori:

    j0shdngr:

    chill it’s cos your rare

    the entire female population of east asia is rare?

    homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

    Omg

    It got better

    (Source: impastabowl, via nciolly)

     
  15. (Source: 666darko, via briansdick)